Let’s face it: Father’s day wouldn’t be a celebration of dads in the world unless there’s a good dad joke involved. Apart from treating your father to a nice Father’s Day meal or buying him some cool Father’s Day gifts, what your dad really wants is for you to laugh at their bad jokes, and hear some of your silly comebacks too. That’s why we’ve rounded up 45 of the corniest, cheesiest, and absolutely hilarious dad jokes for Father’s Day! We wouldn’t be surprised if your dad pockets some of these jokes for future use once they’ve heard it from you!
Father’s Day One-Liner Jokes
- What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice? A POP-sicle.
- What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
- Why do fathers who golf take an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole-in-one!
- Thanks for always driving me dad…driving me crazy.
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s Popcorn?
- How does dad take his coffee? Very, very seriously
- What did the sandwich say in his Father’s Day card? I know you think I’m full of baloney, but you’re the best dad ever.
- There’s a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. And that difference is the first letter.
- Happy Father’s Day Dad. May your day be better than your jokes.
- How is a baby bird like its dad? He’s a chirp off the old block.
- I asked my dad to help me with a math problem. He said: “Don’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: “No, it’s a math problem.”
- Dad Wisdom: Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
- My dad didn’t like his beard at first. Then it grew on him.
- When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
- Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
- Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate. Son or Daughter: Oh yeah? Just you wait!
- Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached? Science student: When my father sees my report card!
- I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, “You.”
- Happy Father’s Day to a dad that was smart enough to teach his kid to mow the lawn so he wouldn’t have to.
- Son or Daughter: I’ll call you later. Dad: Don’t call me Later, call me Dad.
Father’s Day Puns
- If the world had S’more dads like you, it would be sweet.
- Dad, I donut know what I’d do without you.
- I love you Dad, just in queso you didn’t know.
- It sounds cheesy, but you’re the grate-est dad.
- Dad, you’re a really fungi.
- Dad, I love you from my head tomatoes.
- I could never wine about you, Dad.
- You’re nacho average Dad!
- Dad, let’s taco ‘bout how much you rock.
- Dad, our family would be muffin without you.
- I can’t espresso how much you mean to me Dad!
- As a grill master and dad, you’re a rare find.
- You’re a fan-stache-tic dad!
- I’m not lion — you’re the best in the jungle!
- You meet all of the koala-fications of being the best dad!
- This might sound cheesy but you’ve got a pizza my heart!
- You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad in the ocean!
- You can be a real pizza work, and sometimes you bacon us crazy, but we love you anyway dad.
- Thanks for pudding up with me, Dad, and for being my biggest flan
- Love you dad, Pho real.
- Like a whiteboard, you’re remarkable.
- Dad puns — that’s how eye roll.
- Dad jokes are waffle, but I still like yours.
- Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
- Hey, Dad — it’s cool that you’re Old Fashioned.
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